| November 28, 1996
dan dan he's so fat
the other day he ate a cat
he coughs up claws and lungs and furs
every now and then he even purrs
November 30, 1996
costs money to drink from his bar
costs money to ride in his car
always coming home broke
your money he'll soak
and put it all in his jar
one day josh awoke with a terrible itch
and noticed that he had just slept with a witch
he then climbed out of bed with greatest of care
but the witch did awake and gave him a glare
she asked why he crept like a common house thief
to leave her confused and stricken with grief
with josh in a daze and his mind all a flutter
he attempted to talk but could only stutter
"although your a lovely and courteous witch,
i was worried that you might have gave me this itch!"
she laughed and she howled as she climbed out of bed
and the boy in a panic wished he was dead
and as the witch dressed in a hurriedly fashion
she started to speak with vengeance and passion
because your a coward i will give you this hex
for with no other woman will you ever have sex
this is your punishment for the crime which you pay
is for being the worlds most dispicable lay
but the truth i must tell you as an honorable witch
is that i didn't give you that terrible itch
and now as a favor i will tell you josh
that if you dont want that itch, then for God's sake, wash!!!!
by
tommy noble
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