| July 2, 1997
It's big and green
And it's oh so mean
And recently the engine even ran
But it was sort of small
And didn't really haul
Therefore, he got the help of Dan
'Cause it's got to be fast
Every car's to be passed
And that's the reason Lee dropped in the big 429
Then he slid into the seat
And thought it was neat
When he heard all those tough horses whine
So he eased into gear
But didn't look to the rear
And into the shrubs that street racer went
But he didn't get mad
He wasn't even sad
'Cause heck, there was only a dent
And out on the road
He wouldn't be slowed
Not even by the kids on the bikes
So he buzzed on by
And so fast he did fly
That he didn't even notice he hit the tikes
Lee wouldn't get beat
He could take the heat
And at the light he would welcome a dare
You so of a -----
You're goin' in the ditch
Who cares if you're just drivin' a wheel chair
And on Lee sped
Leaving only three dead
When he got the urge to turn right
But he didn't look
For granted he took
That there would be nothing in sight
Then there was a smash
And a deafening crash
As he drove right into a Chevy Cav
And at the sight
He trembled in fright
As that Torino died on Waianaie Ave
Have fun at work. I know I am.
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