My Roommate Mikkel

MY ROOMMATE MIKKEL (by Tristan Wolfe)

A few months ago
My love life was slow
And that's because I lived with Rick
He was sort of rank
And he rarely drank
And much too small was the size of his ----

Then I moved to 131
And started to have fun
'Cause I had a roommate named Petrich
He's big and long
This includes his dong
Gosh I love it when he gives me that prick

My roommate Mikkel
He likes my popsicle
Licks it 'til it'll trickle
And it does tickle
When I take his pickle
And the charge is just a nickle
'Cause I love my Mikkel